What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 23:59

Next, they tried...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
Still no good
So they tried
Just Forget it!
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dolphins place Terron Armstead on reserve-retired list - NBC Sports
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Want to lower your cholesterol? Try a daily cup of this common bean - The Independent
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones